Beebo vs. Reekris

Beebo and Reekris were lost to time, tumbling through a digital wasteland of fragmented, half-deleted data. Battered, beaten, forgotten and abandoned. No more would they take monster rips, order a za, and sink into the couch as they watched Beebo's Simpsons Seasons 1-4 DVD box set, which was missing the disc for season 2, and Reekris swears he remembers ejecting it from the DVD player but he thinks he might have put it back into the case for Mario Kart Double Dash because he couldn't find its actual case but Beebo sold the copy of Mario Kart on eBay a few months ago because he needed money to pay a parking ticket because if he gets any more they're going to boot his car, man, his car, like, he needs that to get around and stuff. Like how would he get to work. Like he needs a car to go to work to make money to pay the parking tickets and stuff. It's like a total catch-whatever the number is. And then he had to sell the Mario Kart disc. Which is like, crazy ironic if you think about it. So no Simpsons season 2 unless Reekris actually didn't put it back in that case and it's actually still around somewhere. Not that they could even look for it, since they were blasted to digital smithereens by an errant cleanup of a hard drive somewhere. Deleted. No past, no future, just a flash of a memory from a college web dev project.

Then, a crack of lightning arced through the stygian nothingness of the binary abyss, and Beebo and Reekris found themselves once again thrust into the velvet of being, finally, once again. Back in their apartment. Back to the TV, the couch, the Simpsons. But not season 2. Because of the disc thing. 

And the za, oh, the delicious, hot za. How they missed it; the melty extra cheese with the kiss of char on top, the spicy cup-and-char pepperoni, the crunch of the New York style crust. But the pizza joint somehow always manages to cut the pie into 9 slices instead of 8. And baby, somebody's gotta get that last slice.

Two players, one keyboard.

Hold A to make Beebo block
Hold L to make Reekris block
Press all the prompt keys on the left to hit as Beebo.
Press all the prompt keys on the right to hit as Reekris.
Neither bud can be hit while blocking.
First to get the za all the way to their side wins.

Beebo and Reekris voiced by T.